Elon Musk’s Texts Shatter the Myth of the Tech Genius And Reveals Silicon Valley Cartel To Be Pack Of Asshole Frat Boys

The world’s richest man has some embarrassing friends.

By Charlie Warzel

A photograph of Elon Musk covered in empty text-message bubbles

Yesterday, the world got a look inside Elon Musk’s phone. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO is currently in litigation with Twitter andtrying to back out of his deal to buy the platform and take it private. As part of the discovery process related to this lawsuit,Delaware’s Court of Chancery released hundreds of text messages and emails sent to and from Musk. The151-page redacted document is a remarkable, voyeuristic record of a few months in the life of the world’s richest (and mostoverexposed) man and a rare unvarnished glimpse into the overlapping worlds of Silicon Valley, media, and politics. The texts are juicy,but not because they are lurid, particularly offensive, or offer up some scandalous Muskian master plan—quite the opposite. What is soilluminating about the Musk messages is just how unimpressive, unimaginative, and sycophantic the powerful men in Musk’s contactsappear to be. Whoever said there are no bad ideas in brainstorming never had access to Elon Musk’s phone.

In no time, the texts were the central subject of discussion among tech workers and watchers. “The dominant reaction from all thethreads I’m in is Everyone looks fucking dumb,” one former social-media executive, whom I’ve granted anonymity becausethey have relationships with many of the people in Musk’s texts, told me. “It’s been a general Is this really how business is done? There’s no real strategic thought or analysis. It’s just emotional and done without any real care for consequence.”

Appearing in the document is, I suppose, a perverse kind of status symbol (some people I spoke with in tech and media circles copped tosearching through it for their own names). And what is immediately apparent upon reading the messages is that many of the same peoplethe media couldn’t stop talking about this year were also the ones inserting themselves into Musk’s texts. There’s Joe Rogan;William MacAskill, the effective altruist, getting in touch on behalf of the crypto billionaire and Democratic donor Sam Bankman-Fried;Mathias Döpfner, the CEO of Axel Springer (and the subject of a recent, unflattering profile); Marc Andreessen, the venture capitalist, NIMBY, and prolific blocker on Twitter; Larry Ellison, the founder ofOracle, who was recently revealed to have joined a November 2020 call about contesting Donald Trump’selection loss; and, of course, Jack Dorsey, Twitter’s co-founder and former CEO. Musk, arguably the most covered and exhausting ofthem all, has an inbox that doubles as a power ranking of semi- to fully polarizing people who have been in the news the past year.

Few of the men in Musk’s phone consider themselves his equal.Many of the messages come off as fawning, although they’re possibly more opportunistic than earnest. Whatever the case, the intentionsare unmistakable: Musk is perceived to have power, and these pillars of the tech industry want to be close to it. “I love your ‘Twitteralgorithms should be open source’ tweet,” Joe Lonsdale, a co-founder of Palantir, said, before suggesting that he was going tomention the idea to members of Congress at an upcoming GOP policy retreat. Antonio Gracias, the CEO of Valor Partners, cheered on thesame tweet, telling the billionaire, “I am 100% with you Elon. To the mattresses no matter what.”

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Few in Musk’s phone appeared as excitable as the angel investor Jason Calacanis, who peppered his friend with flattery and randomideas for the service. In the span of 30 minutes, not long after Musk’s bid to take the company private, Calacanis suggested afive-point plan for Twitter that would introduce a membership tier, creator revenue splits, algorithmic transparency, and changes to thecompany’s operations—including but not limited to moving the company from San Francisco to Austin. After pledging his loyalty(“You have my sword,” he texted Musk), Calacanis pushed new ideas for weeks. “Just had the best idea ever for monetization,” hewrote out of the blue, before suggesting a way that users could pay Twitter in order to spam their followers with promotional DMs.

“Imagine we ask Justin Beaver to come back and let him DM his fans … he could sell 1m in merchandise or tickets instantly. Wouldbe INSANE,” he wrote, apparently adding an unfortunate instance of autocorrect to the historical record. According to the courtdocument, Musk didn’t respond. Later on, Musk chastised Calacanis for trying to whip up public investments to finance Musk’sacquisition. This leads to a string of messages that read straight out of Succession:


Morgan Stanley and Jared think you are using our friendship not in a good way


This makes it seem like I’m desperate.

Please stop.


Only ever want to support you.

During Musk’s April media frenzy, the billionaire frequently demonstrated a shallow understanding of Twitter, suggesting contradictory policies such as banning spam and bot armies but alsoleaving up all content that is “legal.” (Spam, bot armies, and crypto scam hawkers are all technically legal.) Many of the ideascoming from his peanut gallery were equally poor. Döpfner, who is in charge of numerous media companies, including Insider and Politico, offered to run Twitter for Musk but seemed woefully unprepared for the task. In a novel-length text, Döpfnerlaid out his “#Gameplan” for the company, which started with the line item: “1.),, Solve Free Speech.” He alluded to vague ideassuch as making Twitter censorship resistant via a “decentralized infrastructure” and “open APIs.” He’s similarly nonspecificwith his suggestion that Twitter have a “marketplace” of algorithms. “If you’re a